“So, I was trying to tell you about the origins of humans – oh yeah, sorry, I’ll have a double. It’s really quite amazing because, you see, as a result of – yep, that’ll just go on my tab. Okay, we obviously came to be through thousands of years of – thanks, oh and this tip is for you. Cheers, man. So, all that time, we as a species kept subconsciously seeking – holy shit, this is strong. This gotta be a triple or something. Is this a triple? No? ‘Cause it tastes like it could be a triple – oh, okay. No, no prob, I’ll take it. Mmm…yeah, that is super strong, but whatever. Uh…anyway, we did that for thousands of years so that we could go beyond the – oh, sorry. Here, I’ll get out of your way. Yeah, I got my drink already. It’s pretty strong. Can you get by? Cool. Um…yes, I was saying so that we could go beyond the…the confines of our – what? Oh, you have to go. Right. Okay, well…um…I’ll see ya around.”
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